“Curb It! It Says Whistler”
“As We Were in the Backseat of the Car Listening to Jamiroquai, I Had an Epiphany”
“Who You Think You Got? Chelsea Clinton?”
“You Know Magnum Makes Ice Cream?”
“Guadalajara, Guadalajara (Why? Because New York, New York)”
“You Ever, Ya Know… Do the Yuma Shuffle?”
“Smooth Like a Prius, but Holds Like a Buick”
“I Gotta Drop by the Dairy First”
“Well, It’s True”
“You Know How I Say Good-bye Now? Ciao”
“Superbowl Brian Returns”
“High Thread Count, Low Word Count”
“Gumpton Skirmish”
“Another Bust for Ole Tito O’Shaunessy”
“Sandra Bullock & the Bad Cat 5”
“I’m Just Sittin’ Alone in a Bar in Croatia Waiting for Someone Else to Be Extroverted Other Than Me, Jon”
“Can’t Swing It, I Lost All My Monies at the Horse Races”