“Curb It! It Says Whistler”
“Who You Think You Got? Chelsea Clinton?”
“As We Were in the Backseat of the Car Listening to Jamiroquai, I Had an Epiphany”
“High Thread Count, Low Word Count”
“You Know Magnum Makes Ice Cream?”
“Gumpton Skirmish”
“I Gotta Drop by the Dairy First”
“Well, It’s True”
“Superbowl Brian Returns”
“Smooth Like a Prius, but Holds Like a Buick”
“You Know How I Say Good-bye Now? Ciao”
“Another Bust for Ole Tito O’Shaunessy”
“You Ever, Ya Know… Do the Yuma Shuffle?”
“Sandra Bullock & the Bad Cat 5”
“Guadalajara, Guadalajara (Why? Because New York, New York)”
“I’m Just Sittin’ Alone in a Bar in Croatia Waiting for Someone Else to Be Extroverted Other Than Me, Jon”
“Can’t Swing It, I Lost All My Monies at the Horse Races”