"Little Hairs Are Just First Responders"
       
     
 “She Has the Teeth of the Person She Seems Like”
       
     
 “Baby on Board, Cody!”
       
     
 “I Don’t Even Have Pockets”
       
     
 “I Like Dwayne Johnson Movies”
       
     
 “I’m All Drummed Up”
       
     
 “Gimme the Big Three!”
       
     
 “Pontiac! Pontiac! Pontiac! Pontiac!”
       
     
 “HA HA SUCKERS!”
       
     
 “This Whole Place Wreaks of Jimmy Carter”
       
     
 “Kinky Friedman. Amarillo, TX”
       
     
 “I Fought a Long Sleeved Shirt”
       
     
 “Whistle at the Bottom of a Shoe”
       
     
 “I’m a Loner Dottie, a Rebel”
       
     
 “Carl Eugene on the Bloody Mary Cart, Everyone”
       
     
 “I Get Emotional Haircuts”
       
     
 “Nah Man, My Schedule is Chucky Jam Packed”
       
     
 “Did Someone Eat an Onion Bagel? Stanley Tucci”
       
     
 “Cookies in the Vestibule”
       
     
 “I Got Hips Like a Pressure Washer”
       
     
 “I Don’t Know Where I Am & I’m Holding a Baked Potato”
       
     
 “Billy Zane is Outside Taking a Phone Call'‘
       
     
 “I Need to Know Your Favorite Year Out of the Month”
       
     
 “Spaghetti No. 5”
       
     
 “I’ll Give you $11 if You Bring Me Some El Hueros”
       
     
 “Apply Cleanser and Gently Massage Into Skin”
       
     
 “Bananaduh”
       
     
 “Directions For Use With Water”
       
     
 “Directions For Use Without Water'‘
       
     
 “Helps Skin Retain Moisture Needed”
       
     
 “Mild Enough to Cleanse a Baby’s Delicate Skin”
       
     
 “Rinse”
       
     
 “Rinses Easily and Leaves Skin Feeling Soft, Smooth and Healthy”
       
     
 “Soothing, Non-Irritating, Cleanser Ideal for Face, Hands and Body”
       
     
 “I Was a Tiny Danza Last Night”
       
     
 “How in the World Do you Gentrify Cornbread?”
       
     
 “Just Found a Sacajawea in Santa Monica”
       
     
 “I’m Never Going to Apologize for the Brussel Sprouts in Your Car”
       
     
 “The Ballad of Bebop & Rocksteady, By Andy Dixon”
       
     
 “I Got Some Crows Feet That Need Stomping”
       
     
 “Julian! You’ll Never Believe It!”
       
     
 “Help Me, Elvis!”
       
     
 “Shredder, Where’s My New Body?”
       
     
 "Little Hairs Are Just First Responders"
       
     

"Little Hairs Are Just First Responders"

 “She Has the Teeth of the Person She Seems Like”
       
     

“She Has the Teeth of the Person She Seems Like”

 “Baby on Board, Cody!”
       
     

“Baby on Board, Cody!”

 “I Don’t Even Have Pockets”
       
     

“I Don’t Even Have Pockets”

 “I Like Dwayne Johnson Movies”
       
     

“I Like Dwayne Johnson Movies”

 “I’m All Drummed Up”
       
     

“I’m All Drummed Up”

 “Gimme the Big Three!”
       
     

“Gimme the Big Three!”

 “Pontiac! Pontiac! Pontiac! Pontiac!”
       
     

“Pontiac! Pontiac! Pontiac! Pontiac!”

 “HA HA SUCKERS!”
       
     

“HA HA SUCKERS!”

 “This Whole Place Wreaks of Jimmy Carter”
       
     

“This Whole Place Wreaks of Jimmy Carter”

 “Kinky Friedman. Amarillo, TX”
       
     

“Kinky Friedman. Amarillo, TX”

 “I Fought a Long Sleeved Shirt”
       
     

“I Fought a Long Sleeved Shirt”

 “Whistle at the Bottom of a Shoe”
       
     

“Whistle at the Bottom of a Shoe”

 “I’m a Loner Dottie, a Rebel”
       
     

“I’m a Loner Dottie, a Rebel”

 “Carl Eugene on the Bloody Mary Cart, Everyone”
       
     

“Carl Eugene on the Bloody Mary Cart, Everyone”

 “I Get Emotional Haircuts”
       
     

“I Get Emotional Haircuts”

 “Nah Man, My Schedule is Chucky Jam Packed”
       
     

“Nah Man, My Schedule is Chucky Jam Packed”

 “Did Someone Eat an Onion Bagel? Stanley Tucci”
       
     

“Did Someone Eat an Onion Bagel? Stanley Tucci”

 “Cookies in the Vestibule”
       
     

“Cookies in the Vestibule”

 “I Got Hips Like a Pressure Washer”
       
     

“I Got Hips Like a Pressure Washer”

 “I Don’t Know Where I Am & I’m Holding a Baked Potato”
       
     

“I Don’t Know Where I Am & I’m Holding a Baked Potato”

 “Billy Zane is Outside Taking a Phone Call'‘
       
     

“Billy Zane is Outside Taking a Phone Call'‘

 “I Need to Know Your Favorite Year Out of the Month”
       
     

“I Need to Know Your Favorite Year Out of the Month”

 “Spaghetti No. 5”
       
     

“Spaghetti No. 5”

 “I’ll Give you $11 if You Bring Me Some El Hueros”
       
     

“I’ll Give you $11 if You Bring Me Some El Hueros”

 “Apply Cleanser and Gently Massage Into Skin”
       
     

“Apply Cleanser and Gently Massage Into Skin”

 “Bananaduh”
       
     

“Bananaduh”

 “Directions For Use With Water”
       
     

“Directions For Use With Water”

 “Directions For Use Without Water'‘
       
     

“Directions For Use Without Water'‘

 “Helps Skin Retain Moisture Needed”
       
     

“Helps Skin Retain Moisture Needed”

 “Mild Enough to Cleanse a Baby’s Delicate Skin”
       
     

“Mild Enough to Cleanse a Baby’s Delicate Skin”

 “Rinse”
       
     

“Rinse”

 “Rinses Easily and Leaves Skin Feeling Soft, Smooth and Healthy”
       
     

“Rinses Easily and Leaves Skin Feeling Soft, Smooth and Healthy”

 “Soothing, Non-Irritating, Cleanser Ideal for Face, Hands and Body”
       
     

“Soothing, Non-Irritating, Cleanser Ideal for Face, Hands and Body”

 “I Was a Tiny Danza Last Night”
       
     

“I Was a Tiny Danza Last Night”

 “How in the World Do you Gentrify Cornbread?”
       
     

“How in the World Do you Gentrify Cornbread?”

 “Just Found a Sacajawea in Santa Monica”
       
     

“Just Found a Sacajawea in Santa Monica”

 “I’m Never Going to Apologize for the Brussel Sprouts in Your Car”
       
     

“I’m Never Going to Apologize for the Brussel Sprouts in Your Car”

 “The Ballad of Bebop & Rocksteady, By Andy Dixon”
       
     

“The Ballad of Bebop & Rocksteady, By Andy Dixon”

 “I Got Some Crows Feet That Need Stomping”
       
     

“I Got Some Crows Feet That Need Stomping”

 “Julian! You’ll Never Believe It!”
       
     

“Julian! You’ll Never Believe It!”

 “Help Me, Elvis!”
       
     

“Help Me, Elvis!”

 “Shredder, Where’s My New Body?”
       
     

“Shredder, Where’s My New Body?”